No More Coffee?

I have been advised by my doctor to cut my caffeine intake by at least half. She says that being addicted to coffee causes fatigue when you don't have any in your system... This makes me very sad. I know, you're going to say "just have decaf", but Decaf, as everyone should know, is for pansies. I am not a shy violet when it comes to my coffee. I drink a strong, dark roast, and at least three cups a day, dammit!
But, alas, not anymore. What my doctors say to do, my mother will enforce. She, of course, is a hypocrite, because she drinks almost as much coffee as I do.

In other news, I now wear glasses. I am nearsighted, apparently. It probably comes from staring at a computer screen for hours. Is this a bad thing?
My glasses make my face look fat. Thus, I will start working out, and, hopefully, I will lose my babyfat.