Well, hello, there.

This is supposed to be an introduction post, but I've found that I really don't care. Who reads this shit, anyways? --Unless, of course, it has an amusement factor, and I'm not kidding when I say I'm bad at amusing others. However, I amuse myself very much indeed, which is all that counts.

What, the title? An Exercise in Oscillation is my attempt at a prosaic way of saying A Woman's Life: On the Rag and Off. In other words, my mood swings wildly at the best of times, which is not much better than the worst of times. That said...

"Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all."
--William Goldman, The Princess Bride